Title: Katfight
Summary: I'm sure you can guess.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn.
Rating: PG-13
Dedicated to Summer (who gave me the idea) and goes
out with love to all DoggShip Personnel and Agents of
the WiB--you guys rox!!!

P.S. It ain't April, but there are several Easter
eggs here. Whoever finds them gets a free drink!

Kabbie
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Scully walked into the basement office. To her
surprise and dismay, Monica Reyes was in there,
fussing around John's desk.

"What are you doing here?"

Reyes looked up at her, a frown creasing her brow.

"I'm leaving something for John."

"You can leave it with me, Agent Reyes."

Reyes gave Scully a dirty look, masking it over with
aloofness. "No, it's rather personal. You know John
and I go way back."

Scully put down her jacket and popped her neck. She
had the fiercest dreams all night about her blue-eyed
partner, complete with a g-string, body paint, a
lounge and a blue lightsaber, only to be rudely
awakened by her mother, thoroughly disrupting the best
orgasm in a blue age. Now coming into her office and
seeing that bottle-brunette poking around in here,
around his desk, no less, was not putting her in the
best of moods.

"I do know that, and I also know you have no business
down here. So, if you don't mind," Scully motioned to
the door.

Reyes wasn't hearing it. She and John had been
friends long before this blip of a redhead crossed his
radar. She wanted more, but was willing to give John
the space he needed to sort himself before he came to
her. "What's your problem, Scully?" Screw it.

"As of now, you're my problem, Reyes. I don't
appreciate you coming in here-unauthorized-and messing
with my partner's desk."

Reyes glared at her. She'd had enough of this
simpering bitch's hot-cold attitude towards a man who
did not deserve on-again-off-again feelings for a
woman he lik-respected. Reyes refused to entertain
the thought that John felt anything more than respect
for this crybaby redhead. Reyes even thought the
redhead part was false. She itched to take a peek at
Scully's bathroom wastebasket.

"Jealous of our relationship, Scully? Is that it?"

Scully rounded on the woman, angry now. She wanted to
go there, eh? "What relationship, Reyes? John has
said nothing about a *relationship* to me. Or is that
all in your mind???"

"Oh bullshit! You've been jealous of me ever since
you found out we knew each other when he was a cop."

She'd entertained several fantasies about a cop and a
dipper getting naked. Reyes bared her teeth at
Scully, mentally preparing to go for the throat. Best
to have it out, all said and done.

Scully wound herself up for the catfight. Not today,
not after those blissful dreams. "If you think I'm
jealous of you," she jabbed a nail at Reyes, "you
should change your name to Moronica, because you are a
moron if you think that!!! Look at *me*! *Why* in
the hell would I be jealous of *you*???"

Reyes barked. "You can't even decide which man you
want, Scully. You toy with Skinner like you do with
Mulder, and you must be out of your tree if you think
I'm going to let you tease John, you slutty skanch."

Scully felt the color drain from her face. "Tease? At
least I know *how*, you flat bitch!"

Reyes gave her another dirty look. "All that
attitude, making him care about you, making him run
after you…you are not going to get him, girlfriend!
He's mine!"

Scully swallowed, furious. That was it. "I don't
think so! He *is* mine!"

"Over my dead body!"

"That can be arranged!"

"You go near him and I will whip your ass!"

"I'd love to see you try!"

Reyes stood in front of Scully, smacking her palm down
on John's desk, her eyes alight with rage. Scully
stared right back at her, her eyes equally bright with
fury. This was escalating into a full-scale battle
replete with handbags, lipsticks and Tampax.

"You red-headed slug!" Reyes spit at her. "I will not
let you have him!"

Scully frowned, fists clenched. "You're one to talk,
you bottle-jobbing hammerhead shark! He is not yours
to dictate!!"

"Who is not hers to dictate, Agent Scully?" came that
sexy drawl that had hooked both women in the first
place. Scully and Reyes turned to see Agent Doggett
coming into the office with the sports page and two
cups of coffee.

John Doggett stared at the two red-faced women,
wondering what in the hell they were fighting about
*this* week.

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