Title: "Three Agents and a Baby" Authors: RPcrazy and sugaryblue Rating: NC-17 language, sex, humour. Category: DSR comedy and smut (and you thought they couldn't be mixed.) Spoilers: Maybe some S9 but us Aussies won't get S9 until March 2001. Summary: Doggett, Scully and Mulder are all living together while Doggett's house is being renovated. The shenanigans they get up to can only be read to be believed. Notes: 1. This started off in the Doggett and Scully Dipper forum as sugaryblue's 'Shortest Fanfic'. It was one paragraph long. When RPcrazy saw this she couldn't help herself but add to it seeing the potential for a longer story. She likes stories with punchy beginnings, and smut of course. 2. It's amazing what two Australian X-Files fans can come up with - and we both live in Melbourne. 3. There are some sections written by GillSculle from London - thanks Becky - we love ya! 4. This may not be everyone's cuppa tea but we had great fun adding posts over about four months. Feedback to RPcrazy: holosweet@yahoo.com.au PART ONE Dana Scully opened her apartment door. John Doggett stood there in his sexy grey T-shirt and sexy tight jeans. Without saying a word, she planted a HUGE passionate kiss on his hot lips. Neither of them could let go. He slowly moved her backwards towards the open door of the bedroom still kissing madly and hotly. Hands explored every crevice over each other's bodies as a flood of endorphins filled their very being. Scully moved her fingers under his t-shirt and made long strokes feeling every contour of his soft yet firm back. Doggett moved his hands around to the front of her dressing gown, untied then teased the material off her shoulders and onto the floor. Doggett had intuitively known that she was totally bare underneath. They were in the bedroom now, moving towards the bed as Scully began to remove Doggett's T-shirt. She hurriedly threw it on the floor just as Doggett pushed her on the soft surface. He went for his belt, undid it deftly and threw it and his pants and boxers on the other side of the room. He spread her legs and lay on top breathing heavily into her hungry face, eyes locked. Through the baby monitor they heard the faint crying of William. Scully said teasingly: Oh, no. You didn't hear anything. The sound never happened, if you did, you are a dead man! Doggett laughed charmingly. They went back to their actions. Hot and Steamy... Doggett spoke as he was kissing Scully madly. His gentle breath tickled her face, warm and moist Doggett: Don't worry about Willie, Mulder will get him. Their bodies were on fire as they kissed and fondled every part of their soft skin they could reach. "John, I want you in me now," Scully breathed, arching her hips up to meet his. He thrust inside her with force filling her entirely. She linked her legs over his butt and moved them slowly down them up feeling the texture of his taut cheeks as he rocked inside her. The crying sounds from the baby monitor slowly subsided to gurgles. The mercury rose as both lovers' motions and sounds escalated towards the stars. Then came the familiar tingles of the ultimate in sexual pleasure. Doggett came with a vengeance, spilling his seed to every extremity of her womb. Scully throbbed her orgasmic delight, her muscles squeezing every last drop from Doggett's sated member. Totally spent they lay close together gazing deliriously up at the ceiling. Mulder opened the bedroom door. "Scully, William needs .........." He was speechless. Doggett whispering: Oh Fudge! Scully: Hey Mulder, this isn't what you think it is... there's NOTHING going on between Doggett and me... Mulder, holding baby William, couldn't believe what he'd just heard and seen. Here they were on top of the bed without a stitch of clothing, obviously having just had torrid sex and Scully was denying everything? Mulder: *looking around and out of the room* Why are your crumpled clothes all over the floor? Doggett: *pulling the blankets over their prone bodies* Um... arrr.... *coughs*... I thought this was my bedroom and I was getting ready for bed.. he lied. Mulder: Scully? Scully: This *is* my bedroom and I *was* getting ready for bed. Mulder: *nodding* Doggett, your bedroom's next door. *indicating with his head for Doggett to move.* Doggett, before he got out of bed, leant into Scully and whispered, "Meet you in 5." *Doorbell rings* PART TWO Mulder shut the door, ignoring the doorbell, 'Doggie can get it', he thought. Mulder (putting down baby Willie): umm.. Scully, you have a lot of explaining to do (and I don't mean he's happy to see her.) Scully wrapped a blanket shamelessly around her firm naked body at the same moment, Willie began to cry. Mulder and Scully stared at each other as if their eyes were doing all the talking. Willie was now wailing like an emergency siren. Although his cry was soft, it echoed uncomfortably in the awkward silence of the room. Scully picked him up and cradled him in a gentle motherly way. His crying ceased. Mulder stared at the half naked Scully, looking rather impatiently for an answer: Scully? I think it's time for us to talk. Scully: Mulder, X files never need any explanation. Scully looked at him blankly, uncertainty was developing in her eyes. What should she do? Mulder was no fool. She knew he knew exactly what had been going on so she decided that honesty was the best policy no matter where that would lead. Scully: Okay Mulder, I was just having scintillating sex with John. Mulder: So we're on a first names basis now? Scully: Well it'd be a bit strange calling him Agent Doggett while he's whispering sweet nothings into my ear. Mulder was becoming more and more agitated: How long's this been going on? I'm starting to regret inviting him to stay here while he's having house renovations. Scully rocked Willie who was becoming restless: Oh, I did a bit of research when I knew he was joining the X-Files. Former marines and NYPD cops just do it for me. Gotta love a man in uniform. Mulder: I could wear a uniform if you want. I was a fireman once in a school play. Scully: Oooh that's tempting. Okay, how about we attempt a solution here? You have this bedroom instead of the couch and I'll alternate, one night with you, the other with John? Willie was beginning to squirm as the lampshade started to spin. Mulder: Scully, did I catch a hint of sarcasm in your voice? Scully: That's the only deal! By the way, you are the one who doesn't want me to call you Fox! Scully became annoyed, she felt as if Mulder was interrogating her life. After all, they just lived together, they had not signed any official marriage papers, had they? Mulder: Listen Scully. (He raised his voice) I DON'T... (Then lowered it back) want to share you with anyone... Scully: Mulder cut the crap! For 9 years, all right 8, not counting the time you've got abducted, have you truly told me that you love me? Mulder: Yeah I have, I did it in Triangle, you said 'oh brother', remember? Scully (becoming impatient): Yeah, but at that time, you were drugged! How was I supposed to know? You told Hoffman that there was nothing going on between us and you told me that we just 'worked together'! An awkward interval split their conversation, silence acted as a barrier between them Scully: Mulder there were times when I thought that I was in love with you. But there were times when I feared about it. I felt an uncertainty developing. I felt that I was some kind of replacement for your ex. Don't try to hide your secrets away from me, ok? I know, Gibson told me! You've slept with this vampire tramp when I got abducted. Then you dreamed of a married life with Diana Fowley! and you had sex with her! And you only wanted me after she's gone. And now, you are saying that I'm wrong to have sex with John? Mulder: So all this because I slept with other women? You did it with Doggett because I dreamed of having sex with Diana? Scully continued, her voice was breaking: All those times when I was in doubt, it was as if a ping pong game was playing inside my head: 'Does he love me or not?' What I need is continuality. I want a man who can actually make me feel safe. I want to be loved. John has given me that sense of security. He cares for me in one way or more... Mulder: I cared for you too (He spoke so softly, almost whispering to himself.) He looked at her sadly. He knew that he was losing her but chose to continue the defence: Scully? But I... you know... I do... (whisper) love you... you know that? 'I know,' Scully whispered back, tears rushed out from the corner of her eyes and they rolled down her cheek. <> thought Dana Scully. She couldn't tell Mulder because something strange was happening. Willie was acting really bizarre!! The lamp ceased to spin. OMG! Willie was talking! His cute little voice was inside their heads! He was talking!! Telepathically!!!!!!! Just then there was a faint knock on Scully's bedroom door and Doggett leaned in the room. All he had on was his green paw print boxers Scully remembered buying for him as a laugh. He was a handsome man, she thought, and that body was to die for. That muscly, curvaceous chest that just makes you want to run your hands all over it and those strong arms, this decision would be hard to make. Doggett: Mulder, Skinner's at the front door. He wants to speak to you. Something about another alien abduction!? Mulder shrugged and began to leave. He looked pensively at William and then the woman before him. This strange turn of events would have to wait for now. Doggett when Mulder had left: Dana, what did he say? Scully rocking William: He said he loves me. Doggett took an exaggerated intake of breath: Oh my God Dana, what did you tell him? That you've been sleeping with me ever since your six-week postpartum? Scully just shook her head as Mulder re-entered the room. Doggett rolled his eyes annoyed at the timing of his last line. Mulder with other things on his mind: Scully, Doggett, I have to go with Skinner. You two, no mischief! PART THREE Scully had put William to bed and heard the shower running. She was once again alone in the apartment with this guy that just set her heart and body on fire. Even though Mulder had said no mischief, that's exactly what she wanted. This guy was a hunk that she couldn't resist. Once inside the bathroom, she undressed and opened the shower door. Scully: You did this on purpose John Doggett. You knew I would be here any moment. Doggett couldn't keep a straight face as he held his wet, sexy arms out to her. She was led inside by those arms and slipped hers around his waist. He drew her into him and they hugged closely. The warmth and the wetness of this guy's unclothed body were just so damn tempting. If she were to decide at that instant between the two men in her life, then the choice was clear. Like a magnet she found her hands making their way down to his firm ass. Her fingers lingered there as she kissed his chest and licked the moisture. Doggett: You know what I'll have to do you if you do that for much longer. Scully smiled on his chest as she felt him stiffen between them. Scully: That's why I'm here. I just can't resist you John Doggett. He lifted her so that their mouths met. Each of his kisses showed the warmth and the love he had felt for her soon after their first encounter. He moved his hands under her ass lifting her, and she linked her legs around him. As he pushed inside her she felt the sensation of falling but knew that this strong man would hold her no matter what. The descent of the shower water drenched their bodies outside as Doggett gushed inside her. She tensed her body as her release came layered on his. Scully: You know I love you John. She rested her tired head on his chest. Doggett knew but still felt that niggling insecurity in the pit of his stomach. Through the pounding of the shower water they heard their front door slam and Scully's name being called. PART FOUR Doggett and Scully froze and listened... Doggett: Oh Fudge... Scully: No Friggin' way Doggett: It can't be... ................................. Doggett : Maybe one of us could get out and just pretend we'd been to the bathroom. Scully: I think we should just let him catch us and see his reaction. Doggett: What if he wants to get in here with us? Doggett smirked. Scully: Not sure if that's the reaction he'll have but I'm willing to risk it. I can't stop having sex with you John. It's just too damn good. Mulder's voice could be heard just outside the door. Mulder: Scully, are you in the shower? Scully: Yes Mulder, you're back early. Mulder: I left something behind, Skinner's waiting for me in the car. *He paused and continued speaking slowly* And Doggett, are you in there too? .......................................... The shower was running hot and loud as Scully paused to think what to say next. She had covered Doggett's mouth with a hand as Doggett was about to scream. Think, think Agent Scully, she thought to herself, use your scientific rationality, what can you make out of Mulder's question?? Scully's mind was suddenly lit like a light bulb, she knew how to handle it: HUH? MULDER, DID YOU JUST SAY A DOG GET INTO THIS HOUSE? HOW? She yelled over the screaming water. Then there came the impatient horn from Skinner who was waiting in his running engine. He hated people wasting his time BEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!! Mulder: Never mind Scully! Mulder thought to himself: Doggett can't possibly be in there, his truck's not outside. He might have gone away already. Duh, Mulder! Doggett's truck was never outside, he has lent it to Frohike who wanted to pick up some chicks for the weekend. ...................................... Scully and Doggett were quiet under the running water until they heard the closing of the front door. Scully: Dang it, I would have loved you two guys with me in here at once. Scully laughed up at Doggett's surprised face. She decided not to explain her threesome fantasy further. Scully diffusing the situation: C'mon lover boy, Let's get outta here. I'll dry you if you dry me. Doggett with a raise of his eyebrows: Sounds good to me. So where will you be sleeping tonight, your bed or mine? Scully: Depends on what you have to offer. She lightly patted him on his bare ass before opening the shower door. Doggett with one of his lip curls: I have a very fertile imagination. Scully: Then your bed it is. PART FIVE As the warmth of the morning sun shone on Scully's face she began to wake groggily in Doggett's bed. She rolled over to place a loving arm around her naked sleeping partner and ran kisses over his face, neck then chest, working her way down further to that very special area that got him really worked up. Doggett groaned with pleasure as she started licking and sucking. He ran still sleepy fingers through her hair and down her back, absorbed in the sensations this oral attention gave him. Just then Doggett heard stirring over in the corner of the room. Scully was oblivious as she continued her attention to this part of his gorgeous body. Doggett: Mulder? Wha-at are you doing here? ........................................... The two lovers froze like a pair of naked statues as Mulder entered the room slowly and mindlessly. Doggett asked again, but in a quieter voice: Mulder? But once again Mulder did not answer. Doggett and Scully exchanged mutual glances, then Doggett wrapped a blanket around Scully's petite body. Without a word, Mulder, with his eye lids half closed, crawled carelessly onto Doggett's bed!! Scully whispered to Doggett as she moved herself off him: He's sleep walking, I think! Doggett gave her a questioning look. Mulder? Sleep walking? Mulder was never like that before!! Doggett thought. That's strange! Scully (softly): Come on, let's get out of here! Oh NOOOOOOOO!!!!! It's too late now, Doggett's trapped!! Mulder has already crawled on Doggett and was licking him!! eewwwwwwww... ............................................... Scully watched, surprised, from the other side of the bed as Mulder sucked on Doggett's right earlobe. She felt very aroused seeing her partners and her life friends being so intimate even if one of them was unaware of it. Doggett exhibited small whimpers as Mulder licked his lobe and then down his neck to his nipples. Doggett didn't know whether to wake Mulder up or to go along with this. He was secretly enjoying this attention and especially with Scully watching. "Come here Dana." Doggett said groggily. Scully threw off her bedclothes and joined the happily linked couple. What seemed like an eternity later they all lay in bed dozing. Doggett was in the middle, Mulder lay facing away from the other two and Scully was cradled in Doggett's arms. The faint ring of the Doggett's cell phone gradually woke them up. .................................... The phone ring was dead just as Doggett was about to get it. Mulder's eyelids were half closed- what a wonderful dream he had. He'd dreamed of being intimate with Scully, doing the wild thing... perhaps it was not a dream at all. He closed his eyes again, listening to the soft breathing of the body next to him, feeling the warm skin touching his. Voluntarily, he laid his hand over the body- trying to feel Scully's smooth, toned skin- oh what!!! since when had Scully got chest hair??????? and did she have a breast reduction??!!!!! Mulder jumped up, his eyes wide opened now and finding himself caressing Doggett's body!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .............. A few minutes later Mulder: WTF????? The agents were now sitting in a triangle, each occupying an angle. They looked at each other Scully: Mulder, you were having sex with Doggett! She laughed. Doggett gazed at Scully then at Mulder. Mulder felt disgusted: No way, this must be some kind of set up... some conspiracy! Scully and Doggett together: Conspiracy to what? Mulder: Some sort of alien experiment that uses something to control a human's psychological mind- making them do things that they don't even realise. Scully: Oh come on, Mulder, cut the crap! Mulder: Scully... it was real. Why don't you believe me? I was dreaming of having sex with you but I woke up beside Doggett!! Scully: umm... ok... (Scully began to strip) I think it's time for us to have a threesome! PART SIX Mulder couldn't believe his ears and his eyes. His ears heard the words - 'it's time' and 'threesome'. His eyes watched Scully as she slowly got up, the bedding slipping down revealing her enticing naked form. "Um, Scully. I don't know if I'm ready for this." He looked at a chuckling Doggett. "What's the problem with you Agent Doggett? Haven't had enough sex already today?" "I'm just laughing at your reaction here. You want this woman and yet you're not prepared to share her." "NO! I'm NOT prepared to SHARE her!" Mulder was forceful with his reply. "Mulder, I have to tell you somethin'. Somethin' you need to know before you blow this opportunity." "What!?!" Doggett leant over and spoke quietly into Mulder's face.. Scully moved onto the bed edging closer to the two male hunks... ......................... <> Scully edged closer. Doggett turned to Scully. "Do you mind, honey? Men talking here." Scully pouted and moved away. Doggett whispered to Mulder. "So, Mulder?........ Go on." Doggett winked at Mulder. Mulder looked shocked. "No! No! No! No! NO! Nooooooo!!!"- Mulder stood up shouting. "Geez, talk about testy.. "-Ha! *Doggett* *Scully stands in front of the door as Mulder tries to leave. "Go on Mulder.. You know you want to.."- Seductive voice. *Doggett grinned, raised his eyebrows and pulled out the Twister mat from under the cover* *Mulder grinned, ran over and jumped on the bed* "Ok, but just one game!!" ...................... So... Mulder and Doggett crawled onto the bed then secretly into the blanket. Their giggles were seductive and soft. Mulder: so shall we start? Doggett nodded eagerly. Both of their breathing was increasing in a steady rhythm... Doggett searched for the box which he has been placed underneath his bed for the use during occasions like this. Mulder smiled at him. Their gazes were filled with wonder. They haven't done this for sooooooooooo long. Doggett: You ready? Mulder breathed and nodded heavily: Yeah, bring it on! They both giggled... and then started playing with each other. With Scully outside, the two agents are having fun... They have started to play battleships (literally) PART SEVEN " C'mon guys," Scully came back into the room after attending to William. He had woken briefly but she had soothed him back to sleep. She was now ready for bed and wanted to know what the boys had in mind regarding sleeping arrangements. "Oh Scully, you're back." Mulder was still glued to the game. "F - 2," Doggett said confidently. "Argh!!! Battleship!" Mulder was annoyed. "How do you do that?" "Just experience I suppose." Doggett looked smug. Scully was tired and wanted to sleep. She had two choices, she could leave here and sleep in her own bed or she could interrupt the guys' game. She wanted sex and not by herself. So that was her decision. "Mulder darling, are you going to sleep here with us tonight?" "Huh? B-3" Mulder was still distracted. "Nothing." This was a more difficult situation than she'd previously thought. This meant drastic measures would need to be taken. Still naked she went up behind Doggett and started moving her hands over his back and feeling over his shoulders. Her hands then went slowly over his shoulders and down over his chest touching his nipples. "Dana, ahh." Doggett was suitably distracted. Scully moved closer to him so that her skin met his and her knees were either side of his hips. Hands went to his stomach and then further down through his pubic hair to his penis. She cupped his balls and gently kneaded with one hand and with the other felt up the shaft of his thickening member. Doggett was becoming aroused and only then did Mulder look up from his absorbing game. "Dana! What are you doing?" "What does it look like Mulder, I'm giving Doggett a hand job." She wanted sex and didn't care if Mulder watched, it was quite arousing having another pair of eyes looking. "Stay there Mulder, I'm going to make love to John and then if you're a good boy I'll do you too." Mulder was suitable shocked and excited at the same time. Scully proceeded to push Doggett down on the bed on his back and she straddled him. Doggett moved in to kiss her and they locked mouths. Mulder watched this amazing kiss. It was sensuous, wet, hot and heartfelt. "Dana, guide my cock inside you." Doggett whispered. Scully sat up slightly and positioned herself so that his very erect cock was just below her wet centre. She moved down causing it to enter her. "Are you watching Mulder? This is what I want you to do to me soon. I want you to fuck me in front of Doggett." Doggett's movements increased and Scully took his cue. He placed his hands on her butt feeling it rock and put pressure on it to keep in rhythm. This was so erotic, a third party watching while she made love to this gorgeous man. It was almost too much for her. Her orgasm was nearing and she couldn't slow it down. It crept up and then took over her body with severity. Doggett felt his lover's ecstasy and responded in kind. Mulder watched as this copulating couple rode their orgasms with fervour. The faces told it all. These two were in love and in lust. How could he possibly come between them? ................................ After the last "activity" they all decided to order pizza (no, this is not a foursome!) and laze around for the rest of the evening and morning. They ate pizza and spoke about earlier that evening quite often, sprouting into interesting conversations but, never any following acts. PART EIGHT THE NEXT DAY. Ext. FBI HQ. Scully shuffled through her files with a goofy grin on her face. She was also whistling to herself - which, was quite unlike her. She, evidently, felt like a new woman, so full of life and replenished. ;) She decided to take a walk out for her lunch and made her way down the corridor. She smiled at a few fellow agents as she did so. They just looked rather confused at a "happy and chirpy" Scully that was walking and whistling down the corridor. An X File in itself, they thought. She was just passing the stairwell entrance when a large male hand (wink) came out and grabbed her forearm. The arm dragged her into the stairwell and slammed the door. Scully stood, pressed up against the wall, by Doggett. He grinned and she repeated the emotion backwards. "So... Hey there.."-Scully, twisting Doggett's tie around in circles. "Hey there, beauty."-Doggett, licking her ear. Scully laughed *that* laugh. Scully put her arms over Doggett's shoulders as he proceeded to kiss her on the neck. He ran his tongue, slowly, down her neck; raising every hair on end. She sighed and raised her head as he did so. She "clawed" into his back as he followed his tongue to Scully's, now open, chest. Seductively moving his tongue down and tasting the bodywash that Scully had used that morning. She pulled his head off her chest, with her hands cradling his head. He made their faces parallel and looked into his gorgeous eyes. She gazed into those pools of pleasure that had so much care and emotion sunk deep within, and, was suddenly aroused to kiss him. She kissed his mouth and pulled his head gently so that they would both satisfy the full impact of this extremely sensual kiss. As their lips engaged Doggett placed his hands around her head, fingers through her hair, while Scully clutched his back. Scully stopped abruptly. Doggett looked at Scully as her eye of vision turned to the stairs. "Someone's coming," she said looking shocked. "Oh fuck! Trust fate to ruin a moment like this." Doggett said, turning around to watch the stairs. Scully quickly buttoned up her blouse and shirt. She then proceeded to run up the stairs. Doggett followed her halfway up and turned her around to give her a passionate kiss. "Oh boy!" Scully, grinning. She then ran up the stairs shouting. "Yippee-ki-ay!"-Scully. Doggett shook his head laughing. "What a kooky one."-Doggett. PART EIGHT The basement office was quiet as Doggett worked at his desk in the early evening. This was the last night he would be spending at Mulder's and Scully's apartment before going home to his newly renovated house. He just had to get this paperwork done so he could spend as much time as possible with his favourite girl. He wondered if Mulder would be there too or would he be out on one of his cases into the paranormal. He hoped the latter so that he and Scully could *play* one last time. The phone rang. "John Doggett." "It's me John." "Dana, will you be ready for me when I get there? I've got a hot night planned for us." "Oooh John, I'm heating up already in expectation, " she paused. "Can't talk much, Mulder's here." "In that case I can do the talking for the both of us." "Oooh, I like that. What did you have in mind?" "I thought maybe we could go parking in my truck, you know like in our younger days." "And what would we do John?' She was getting quite aroused by his talk and Doggett could hear her breathing. "We'd go somewhere secluded then I would slowly undress you and as I did I'd feel every square inch of your luscious body with my fingertips and my tongue." Her breathing was quite audible now. "John, I'm going to get on the other phone in the bedroom, okay?" "So is Mulder still listening?" Doggett asked. "If he is he's either going to be fucking jealous or come in his pants." "So where were we?" "You were licking me all over my naked body." "Ah yes, then I'd slip out of my clothes so we are both as bare as badgers." "What would we do then John?" Scully imagined all this vividly in her mind. "I would slip inside you and fuck you silly until you scream my name out in orgasm." Scully had hardly been aware that all this time she'd been touching herself. Her hand was down her panties and her juices began overflowing just as Mulder knocked and came into the room. ................................. Mulder stood stock still, suitably shocked. Scully hadn't noticed his appearance at the door as she was deep in the euphoria of the moment. He watched and listened as she breathed into the phone still with her hand down her pants. He couldn't believe how arousing this was for him. "And then what would you do?" Scully was talking to someone on the phone but he didn't know whom. Whomever it was he wondered whether they knew what Scully was doing this end of the phone. "Scully?" Mulder dared to talk. "Mulder!" Scully quickly pulled herself together. "How long have you been standing there?" "Long enough to see you in the throes of ecstasy." He grinned and walked over to the bed. He took the phone from her and left it off the hook on the bedside table. "Now Scully, whoever is on the phone to you can get an earful of what we're going to do!" He proceeded to undo Scully's shirt buttons slowly, one by one. There was no objection from Scully... Scully hadn't really understood that John Doggett was still listening on the other end of the phone line and was too caught up in the moment to catch on. Mulder proceeded to take Scully's shirt off and then bra. He reached down and began licking and sucking her nipples. "Oh Mulder, that feels so good," Scully lay back with bliss written all over her face. She couldn't hear Doggett on the phone calling. <> "Do that again, yes there." He licked his way up to her face and began kissing her sweetly on the lips. As he kissed he began taking off his T-shirt until they were both bare-breasted. "Scully, take my pants off." He deliberately said this so the caller could hear. "Only if you take mine off first," Scully was anxious for all this to get going. They both lay on the bed naked as the day they were born. Scully spread her legs, "I want you in me now Mulder." He pushed inside slowly then began a rocking rhythm. From Doggett's end of the phone there was no doubt what was happening in Dana's bedroom. He had to get back there and fast. How could she do this? Surely Mulder had hypnotised her or coerced her in some way. Just as he'd fetched his jacket and gone to hang up the phone he heard the final orgasmic sounds coming through the receiver. "NO!!!!!!!!!!!" PART NINE: Doggett ran as fast as he could to Scully's house that was just a few blocks away. As soon as he arrived, he heard the continuing screaming of Scully, or was that Scully? Outside the house he could hear the television was turned on (both literally and figuratively). Through the blurry curtains, he could tell some soft porns were showing. So where did THAT orgasm really come from: Scully or The Pornstar? Or was Scully THE pornstar? Doggett used his key in the front door thinking he'd have to give this back to Scully soon. He also thought about what he would do without such easy access to her apartment. It really appeared as though Scully still wanted Mulder. It certainly sounded on the phone like they were having sex. How could she! After all these weeks of her saying he, Doggett, was the only man for her. After all the nights of sizzling sex when Mulder was out on one of his *quests*. Was it all just for her sexual gratification? Who did she really love? Who did she really lust after? Paranoia pervaded his being. He moved through the living room and saw that the television had a porno movie showing - obviously one of Mulder's. He stopped momentarily distracted by a big-breasted woman and the amazingly endowed male companion. He shook his head trying to distract himself from the screen and back to the task at hand. What was Dana doing in the bedroom? Was she really with Mulder? Maybe Mulder had fucked her then left. It was incredible that William hadn't woken up through all this sexually charged, noisy activity. Thoughts of Luke as a baby came back and he remembered that babies often prefer a little noise rather than total silence to be able to sleep comfortably. That must have been it. He heard the life in the house and knew he was not alone. Doggett's hand was on Dana's bedroom door. What lay beyond? Was there reason to leave Dana's apartment never to return? OR would he find a sleeping, sexually innocent Dana? Whatever he found - he knew this was make or break time... ......................... "Dana, are you in there?" Doggett tentatively opened the door and looked inside when he got no response. He gasped at what he saw. There were suitcases on the ground and no one around. "Dana!" Doggett was worried. What did this mean? If she'd made love to Mulder then he would have expected them to still be here in her bed. He replaced the phone on the hook and went to search the apartment. "Dana?" He looked in every room including William's nursery. Still no one. Doggett was frantic. Why were there suitcases, where was everyone? Just then the door opened and in came Mulder followed by Scully with William in her arms. Relieved Doggett went to hold Dana but then stopped believing it not appropriate in front of Mulder. "Where have you been?" "John, you're looking worried." She held out William for Mulder to take and went up to Doggett and gave him one of the biggest hugs she'd ever given him. He was puzzled. "What's all this then? Why the suitcases? Dana, Mulder, talk to me." Scully turned around to Mulder and said, "Mulder can we have some privacy to talk? You can put William over there in his bouncer." He nodded and moved away. Doggett didn't get any signals from Mulder's face. When he was out of the room Doggett spoke first, "Dana, how could you?" She looked puzzled. "How could I do what?" He lowered his voice just in case Mulder was listening. "How could you sleep with him Dana after all we've been through together?" "Sleep with Mulder? I didn't have sex with him John if that's what you're talking about." "Please Dana, don't do this. I heard you over the phone." "John," She looked into his face to show she was telling the truth. "I don't know where you got this silly notion but it didn't happen, it will never happen." He knew what he'd heard but he also knew that Dana was telling the truth. "What about all the suitcases? Are you leaving because if you were it would break my heart. I love you Dana Scully." "Oh John, I'm in love with you too. I have been for a long time now." She reached up for a glorious kiss. They heard William happily gurgling in his bouncer. To answer his recent question she said, "The suitcases, they're mine." Worry lines once again came over Doggett's face. Seeing these she laughed and continued, "I'm moving out, Mulder's staying. I was hoping I could move in with you." Happiness showed all over Doggett's face. "Dana, I would love you to move in with me and," he paused lifting her off the ground and spinning her around. "I want you to live with me forever as my wife." "Yes John." Scully almost interrupted him before he could get the final words out. "Yes, I want to marry you." At the precise moment of these words both of them experienced an amazing sensation. They were there at their wedding saying the final <>. Doggett knew exactly at that moment what had been happening. He knew why he had heard Mulder and Scully having sex at the other end of the phone. .................... PART TEN No. Mulder and Scully *weren't* having sex. Doggett was shocked though when another woman, in her bathrobes, stood beside Mulder's bedroom door. 'Oh, hi John!' A familiar voice greeted a jaw-dropping-eyes- widened-breathless-oh-my-gosh Doggett. 'Mon... Monica, hi.' Doggett was looking weird at a half-naked Reyes as he clutched Scully's hand tighter in disbelief. 'So, that wasn't Scully I heard... ummm screaming on the phone?!' Scully was hugging Doggett and was giggling hard! 'No, John, that sure wasn't ME screaming!' Scully laughed as she hugged John harder lovingly. The truth was now unfolding in front of Doggett! He now knew the real reason why Scully was moving out. Mulder had found another lover, Reyes. Doggett was relieved, he hadn't wanted to break up the friendship between the long time partners. This was an *out* for him. Baby William had been fascinated with the show and was happily playing in his corner of the room. Mulder walked towards Reyes, switching off the television, and the porn movie that went with it, and took her into his arms. EPILOGUE All was quiet the morning after Scully had moved into Doggett's house. William was still asleep in the guestroom and Scully lay comfortably in Doggett's arms. They'd had a wonderful night of uninterrupted sex and Scully just laughed at the irony. It was usually Mulder rather than William who would interrupt their night time liaisons. The morning light was warm on Doggett's face and he slowly woke looking into his lover's eyes. "Good morning sweetheart. You've been thinking haven't you?" Doggett waited for her response. "I was wondering about the fact that you thought Mulder and myself were having sex. You know I'd never do that unless you wanted me to of course." She giggled at his look of awe. "I definitely know what I heard on the phone and it was you and Mulder doing the wild thing. But I believe you too. So there is only one explanation." "What's that?" Scully was very curious. "You had the same image as I did, didn't you? The one at our wedding, each of us saying our vows?" "Yes, that's right. I don't understand." "There's only one answer - William." "My baby?" "Yes, he planted the thoughts in our heads so we'd end up where we are now. He wants us to be happily married." "But my baby's normal." "Is he? I think he's a special baby." Just then they both had crystal clear images of going for a walk in the park hand in hand pushing a gurgling William along in his stroller. At the same time there was stirring coming from the guestroom. William was awake. They both looked at each other not knowing whether to gasp or laugh. ~Willie gives a little wink to the readers~ THE END