Title: The War Is About To Begin
Author: PsychoKitty
Summary: When King Doggett is having a lovely evening 
with Dana Scully, things turn to the bad...
Catagory: DSR, corny humor, action (not really... but 
ok)
Author's Note: Ok, so I'm a very very corny writer... 
I have more in this style... and this will be a first 
part... I have yet to write the second one... but 
enjoy this one! We're all in it! Whoohoo!

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Once upon a time... in a jungle house there was Dana 
Scully relaxing on a log. When all of a sudden King 
Doggett came swinging in like a monkey. Dana suddenly 
feared him. But King Doggett assured her he was
only there for a cup of vanilla pudding.

Dana took this moment to smile at King Doggett for he 
was wearing a Marines T-shirt. She then gave him a 
cup of vanilla pudding.

A little after sundown, Scully and King Doggett sat 
in front of quick sand reminising of the days earlier 
events.

When suddenly, out of nowhere came King Doggett's 
slimmy guards! They were riding on huge tortuses. 
They grabbed Scully and took her away from King 
Doggett.


Later that night, the slimmy guards took Scully to 
the sewers of Doggville. However, these sewers 
weren't hat messy, for they were under the control of 
King Doggett.

Scully was tied up with a slinky and tied to a stop 
sign, that was mysteriously there. Scully didn't 
think much of it, for she was too busy thinking about 
King Doggett, who had stepped into the quicksand in 
an attempt to rescue her.


Back at the jungle house, King Doggett was still 
stuck in the quicksand... suddenly out of nowhere, 
The Giraffe King Mulder came out of the forest and 
with the power of his neck, he pulled King Doggett 
out. King Doggett explained to The Giraffe King 
Mulder what had happened to Scully. The Giraffe King 
Mulder told King Doggett not to fear for he will 
gather up his army.

Relieved, King Doggett took a head start out to 
Doggville.


Doggville had fallen under a dark force since King 
Doggett wasn't able to be there. It had been taken 
over by the Evil RSS. RSS will not be named, for it 
is the evilest of all evil. The nightmares that
infect the minds of all innocent civilians! It is 
simply... pure evil.

King Doggett arrived at Doggville only to be in 
complete and utter shock of his beloved city. "RSS" 
was written on the walls of buildings. His city had 
been destroyed. He wondered around his once beautiful 
city and asked if anyone had seen his love Dana 
Scully. No one had. King Doggett was devastated.

He walked for hours. Then he turned a corner and 
found, to his surprise, the WIB. The WIB are a group 
of powerful supporters... dressed in black, for they 
are The Women in Black, and they protect King Doggett 
from the scum of the universe. And now, The Giraffe 
King Mulder had sent them to help King Doggett free 
his city from the Evil RSS, and rescue his love, Dana 
Scully.

TO BE CONTINUED

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Told you it was stupid! LOL