Noromo

"It's so easy to jump into bed. Who needs to see that? That happens on every show. What's so hard about having sex? It's the same thing as nudity . . . big deal. It's better to have two people who are actually interested in each other beyond that. The easiest thing in the world is to be attracted to somebody. It's harder to actually live with them and work with them. And that's a fact, Jack." - David Duchovny

A long time ago in a X-Files fandom far, far away there was (and still is) a group of "The X-Files" fans who call themselves Noromos. The fans who proudly called themselves Noromos (and tended to get into argumental discussions with Shippers) gradually became a minority group in the fandom, but that doesn't stop Serenity of X from bringing you some good ol' Noromo content. SoX is proud to bring you content from two (previously hosted on Geocities) Noromo websites: The Bee Dome and M.A.S.H.E.O. Support. Have fun and enjoy!

Words of Faith
Original Source: The Bee Dome

This page is dedicated to previous proof that the creative persons involved with the show were not going to allow Mulder and Scully's relationship to be anything more than platonic. Please read and remember their words ... no MSR was the original plan and us fans were betrayed when Carter decided to cater to the rabid shippers by allowing the wonderful friendship between Mulder and Scully to deteriorate through romance. (read more)

Noromo Comments
Original Source: The Bee Dome

Not a fan of the Mulder/Scully relationship? Believe it or not, there are STILL Noromos out there, who are STILL fans of "The X-Files", after the destruction witnessed by Noromos worldwide of the partnership and friendship of Mulder and Scully. In this section you can read Noromo comments about why they are Noromos and why they think (or thought) Mulder and Scully never should have hooked up. Are you also a Doggett/Reyes Noromo? We've got comments in here for that too.
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Essays
Original Source: The Bee Dome

Interested in getting into the mind of a Noromo? Here you can find Noromo explainations of so-called "shippy" (or "drippy") scenes in "shippy"/"drippy" episodes of "The X-Files". Other interesting Noromo adventures can be found here as well. So maybe it's not all essays, who cares! It's all fun! (read more)

Humor
Original Source: The Bee Dome

Noromo humor is one of the best aspects about being a Noromo. Back when we first got online and into "The X-Files" series, most of the fan websites that we visited the most were Noromo websites simply because the Noromo humor appealed to us more than any of the other fansites that we visited. In this section you can find some Noromo humor classics. Feel free to contact us to submit your own! (read more)

CINA
Original Source: M.A.S.H.E.O. Support, Brianna L

We have Episodic CINA! That's right, Hate analysis for over 30 episodes! For those of you who don't know, or are newborns in the X-Files fandom CINA stands for Completey Irrational Noromo Argumentation. (read more)

Theories of Hatred
Original Source: M.A.S.H.E.O. Support, Brianna L

Just so you know: our theory as to why they stay together if they Hate each other, is because their aim in life is to make the other's torturous. "Some things are worse than death." Yeah, like spending a lifetime with someone you Hate. They're pretty clever, eh?
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M.A.S.H.E.O. Frequently Asked Questions
Original Source: M.A.S.H.E.O. Support, Brianna L

MASHEO stands for Mulder And Scully Hate Each Other. It is the name of a website, run by Greg Lawson (henceforth known as "Masheo Greg", among other things). In X-Files websites, you occasionally get "Shipper" or "Noromo" oriented websites. Shippers are generally the lot with the kissy collages and lurrrve and all this kind of thing. Noromos are, frankly, the others. There are few Noromo websites. But there's MASHEO -- and that's a start.
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"Ode to da Bee"
by: Brianna L.

Bee
Oh Bee
It's you who set us free
And made the whole world see
That Mulder & Scul - ly
Do Not Belong Together.

If for a small fee
I could again have the glee
That crashed over you and me
When You Stung Her.

Hmm ... oh lordy, gee
I'm sure you will agree
(With me)
Mulder deserves a knee
And Scul - ly:
Da Bee.

Us Noromos screamed "Iiiieeee!"
And spilt all of our tea
When we finally did see
(Hopeful - ly)
The Bee
End The MSR.

Maybe
Woe - is - me
Say those Shipper - ry (folks)
He
And She
Are a You - And - Me!
Noooo, I plea
And this is the key:
We
(Noromos)
Trust The BEE!

[BONUS VERSE:
The
Ghee
Tastes like pee
Ye (All Hear Me)]

THE END(Y)!

Noromo Quotes

"But it all comes in a nice package [Scully], and let's face it she's a woman, so it is nice to snuggle up for a few baseball lessons. But a full blown relationship? I doubt it." (Melanie)

"My theory is, we're all mad (nothing new), and anyone who tries to change our mind -- like Miss Dana herself -- is stupid."
(Brianna L.)

"Mulder found a bunch of Scully's ova. Knowing his partner's desires to have children, and the inability to have children without ova, Mulder keeps the eggs for himself. Probably makes them into some sorta omlette." (Reef90000)

"IF it starts raining sleeping bags (which everyone knows it won't) maybe he'll get lucky and Scully will make some attempt to help him regenerate his body heat. Or MAYBE SHE WON'T!!" (Melanie)

"I just have to point out that after Scully was stung in FTF, that seemed to be a look of genuine relief on Mulder's face. He was probably thinking: "Thank God! What the hell was I just thinking?!" (Kali_X_Phile)